Christmas Movie Quotes

"Seeing is believing. But sometimes the most real things in the world

arethe things we can't see…"

- The Polar Express (2004)

 

"It's Christmas Eve! It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier and we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be…" 

- Scrooged (1988)

 

"Maybe Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas...perhaps means a

little bit more!"

- How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1966)

"The world is what you make it. And it all starts with what you make of yourself."

- Fred Claus (2007)

 

"Faith is believing in things, when common sense tells you not to."

- Miracle on 34th Street (1994)

 

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings."

- It's a Wonderful Life (1946)

 "Bless this highly nutritious microwavable

macaroni and cheese dinner and the people

who sold it on sale. Amen."

- Home Alone (1990)

 

"You say you hate Washington's birthday

or Thanksgiving, and nobody cares, but you say

you hate Christmas, and people treat you

like you're a leper."

- Gremlins (1984)

 

"Boys, I don't wanna speak ill of your mother

on Christmas, but she's nothing but a

common street whore."

- Four Christmases (2008)

"Who gave you permission to tell Charlie there was no Santa Claus?

I think if we're going to destroy our son's delusions, I should be a part of it."

- The Santa Clause (1994)

 

 "I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho."

- Die Hard (1988)

 

"The nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there-on such short notice!

Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it.

4:00, wallow in self-pity;

4:30, stare into the abyss;

5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one;

5:30, jazzercise;

6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again;

7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing...I'm booked.

Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9, I could still be done in time to

lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness.

But what would I wear?"

- The Grinch (2000)

"Hey, God. I know I haven’t asked for a lot in this life. Granted, I was born rich, and white,

and a man, and straight. Well, except for that one time in Vegas, but that was Vegas."

- Office Christmas Party (2016)

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